It's hot as the sun
Seriously, I'm sweating pure heat. Every time I sweat, it sizzles on my skin and then evaporates.
I have many, many things to tell you. I've sent a text message to my cousin Paul Hilvert asking if he would enjoy an Angel Chef all-you-can-eat Chinese buffet tonight, but he is yet to reply, mainly because he's working until 7.30. So I don't want to write anything now in case I am on for that and I have to go out. But I will tell you.
Right now though, I need a cold shower like a motherfucker.
